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The B!tch Bag

To answer some of your questions…

What’s a B!tch Bag? 

Well, I’m sure you’ve heard the term before, somewhere.

However, here’s what it is to us Polluted Pixie’s:

A purse that was formerly something else.

Be it a leather jacket, a skirt, curtains or maybe Dad’s old pants, they’ll all become a Bag. I will have, in a sense, taken an object and made it my b!tch and therefore, it’s a B!tch Bag.

Once you get one, you will make it your b!tch.

Dump all your sh*t on that b!tch and make her haul it around. Make her fat with your garbage and throw her on the floor.

Do it. I dare you.

What is Bags for Bags?

Just that, a bag for a bag. If you’re female, you’re a bag. No avoiding it. At some point in your life… well, lets be honest, at some point today, you’ve been a bag to someone or something. You’re a bag and these bags are for you.

Some day, I may make bags for men, and they’ll probably called something like, DouchBags. We’ll see. It’s a maybe.

***Coming Soon: Meet Some B!tches*****
H& B’s
L

 

4 Responses

  1. Kristi
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    Can’t wait to meet the B!tches!!!! How much will you be charging for them???
    Very exciting and such a fabulous idea ;)

  2. Lissy
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    Prices will be gauged by how hard it was to break the B!tch. So each will be different.

  3. Maya
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    OMG Lissy you crack me up! I can’t wait to see the finished products!

  4. Janice
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    My bad bad little girl!! You are such a funny little bunny-girl!