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So, good new… I shaved a leg today.* Guess that means I’m shaking off my Holiday Stupor. Maybe. How were your holidays? Did you gain 5 pounds? If you didn’t, you fail. FAIL. Maybe you Failures don’t know the secrets to success. I’ll give you a few basic pointers to help you along next year, since I’m just awesome like that. Tip #1: Stay in your Jammies until at least 1230 every day. 130 is better, but you want to … Read More