calling up the chute

posted in: Lissy, Poppy, Pregnancy | 0

Today is the 26 of February, I have approximately 50 days to convince Meems that I’m allowed in her birth room. This is an on going battle that started when our friend, Kirstie, had enough people to fill a football team at her birth and Meems got spooked:   Meems: “When I go into labour, I’m going to quietly slip away. None of you b!tches will know. I’ll drive myself. F*ck you f*ckers.” (I believe I’m paraphrasing only slightly. These … Read More

I shouldn’t Lie to the Unborn

posted in: Poppy, Pregnancy | 0

I f*cking hate everything. This water tastes gross. My bra is too tight. I have a headache AND the hiccups. I am so f*cking tired. I feel like sh*t. I wish I could actually take a sh*t. I want sushi and pho. RIGHT F*CKING NOW. I am in a never ending spiraling pit of despair. Being pregnant is the worst.   I want to go home and die now. Unless someone brought me sushi and pho. I would die after … Read More

A Girl Baby or a Boy?

posted in: polluted pixie, Poppy, Pregnancy | 1

“Maaaandy! This article says that tiny girl fetuses have their placenta on the left and boys have them on the right! What side was yours on?!” Meems closes one eye, deep in thought, holds up a finger, moves it around and says, “Left… no… I don’t know.” So we get out the ultrasound photo and look and…     … we don’t know. Does Poppy even have a placenta? Maybe she gets her nutrients parasite-like from her mother’s bloodstream like … Read More

The Dictator of Polluted Pixie aka: An Announcement

posted in: Poppy, Pregnancy | 1

A little known fact: For the past 3 months, everyday at Polluted Pixie, Mandy and I have been controlled and manipulated by our newest staff member. You might call this person a dictator even, as she has completely taken over our lives and we now have no free will of our own. Every aspect of our lives are being controlled, right down to food and clothing choices. Now, Mandy might scoff at my use of “we” here, as she is … Read More

A Bazillion Years in the Making aka: Welcome!

posted in: polluted pixie | 8

  Well, here we are, just like the title implies, a bazillion years later, and I finally finished the website. Well, I didn’t so much “finish it” as I said, “F*ck it! Good enough!”   Tada!   Besides the web page, we have a few new things happening:   1. We’ve opened our etsy shop again. For now we just have some awesome vintage collectibles listed, but soon that will be the place to buy our Quadra Island Apparel online. … Read More