Yer Hot. Ya know it.Didn’ ya jus’ steal that guy from that lil’ bit o’ nuttin’ ‘cross the bar? All ya had ta do was ride that there mechanical bull, an’ he was yers… Well then, how come all yer baby sister has ta do is wear a bit o’ lace, bat ‘er baby blues, an’ he’s pantin’ in her lap like a fly on warm sh!t? Neither o’ them even threw a guilty look yer way as they ditched … Read More
Meet Kelsey.This vacillant vegan just gave you Stink-eye at the grocery checkout for buying chicken breast and then mouthed the word, “Murderer”. But look again, this B!tches shoes are made of 100% cowhide… Not anymore though, now she’s just a B!tchBag, waiting to be your B!tch. Kelsey was created from a vintage (early 80’s) “Marquis of London” leather jacket. This big girl’s got cinches on each side for easy weight loss or gain and 5 inner & 2 outer … Read More
Spencer This skinny bitch is all sugar and spice. Disgustingling hot on the outside, way too spicy on the inside. Everyone in school wants to be her, including you, even though she made out with your boyfriend and told the whole school you have h*rpes… Spencer was once a school girl kilt and jumper, but not anymore. Now she’s just a B!tch Bag.
“Madge, You’re Such a Dick” MD is sooooo hipster. Much too hipster to be your friend anymore, after all, you shop at Old Navy and have no idea what glitch music is. Pft, you are such a mainstream conformist. In fact, this former best friend has totally nixed you simply because you can’t follow a convo about philosophy, you quit smoking and don’t own an ironic tshirt. MD is made from Vintage Dick Tracy bed sheets, a flouncy black … Read More
To answer some of your questions… What’s a B!tch Bag? Well, I’m sure you’ve heard the term before, somewhere. However, here’s what it is to us Polluted Pixie’s: A purse that was formerly something else. Be it a leather jacket, a skirt, curtains or maybe Dad’s old pants, they’ll all become a Bag. I will have, in a sense, taken an object and made it my b!tch and therefore, it’s a B!tch Bag. Once you get one, you will make … Read More
