Ok, so I’ve had some complaints. Or, not really complaints, so much as whining…
“I miss your blogging.”
“Where are you?”
“I miss your humour.”
Well… seriously, of course you miss me, it’s all part of my master plan, my “Make Them Love and Adore Me Forever” plan. What’s that old saying? Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Or some such sh*t. It’s true. Missing me = Loving me.
Ok, so the actual truth. I’ve been in a bit of a funk. A “Sit on the Couch and Drown Myself in Tea and Chocolate” funk.
I know what you’re thinking:
You want to drown yourself in chocolate too.
Well you can’t, unless you’re on my team, my “I Don’t Gain Weight From Sweets” team. Because really, no one wants to see you sit on your ass and gain weight. No one. Those of you, however, that are as gifted as I, may join my team and attempt the drowning by chocolate. If you like. Just don’t expect to look as good as I do while you’re doing it. No point in setting yourself up for disappointment…
Soooo… you can call something a funk if it actually only happened once, right? Like, for only a few hours?
I’m not making excuses for my lack of blogging at all.
I’m above excuses.
Hearts & Bubbles,