So two nights in a row, I’ve had a dream that someone was chasing me, trying to kill me. Now I’m not going to bore you with the details of said dreams, because listening to other ppls dreams is about as much fun as shitting in a crowded public bathroom, except to say this: One of them took place at a futuristic mall… inside of a pineapple. Listen, the pineapple part, it’s kinda thrown me for a loop. I’ve never … Read More

Happiest of Mornings to you!

I had one of those dreams. You know the kind. The type that has you still wrapped up in it’s emotions as you wake up. Therefore, the first thing I did this morning was to accusingly say, “You lost fifteen grand in Las Vegas!!!” to my husband and then glare at him until he stopped trying to cuddle me and slunk out of bed. In hindsight, I probably should’ve gotten up and apologized, once I’d woken up enough to realize … Read More