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B!tchBag: Meet Billie.

Yer Hot. Ya know it.Didn’ ya jus’ steal that guy from that lil’ bit o’ nuttin’ ‘cross the bar?

All ya had ta do was ride that there mechanical bull, an’ he was yers…

Well then, how come all yer baby sister has ta do is wear a bit o’ lace,  bat ‘er baby blues, an’ he’s pantin’ in her lap like a fly on warm sh!t?  Neither o’ them even threw a guilty look yer way as they ditched yer ass.

Why does she need yer man when she goshdarn could have any one she wants?

Oh, that’s right, stupid hoecake only wants what’s yers. Billie’s been swipin’ what’s yers from right near the second she were born. Startin’ with yer old folk’s love.

She’s just a good fer nuttin’ b!tch!

Not anymore though, now she’s just a B!tchBag, waiting to be your B!tch.

Like her big sister Ellie-Mae, Billie is 6×10″ of pure vintage leather jacket magic.

She’s Leather ‘n’ Lace.
She’s a clutch.
She’s a wristlet.
She’s whatever you want her to be.
Billie has an inner pocket the perfect size for your phone, camera or mp3 player. She’s fully lined, double seamed and zipper topped, so you can shut her up good.
Love her, abuse her. She’ll say thank you and ask for more. She’s a durable, rough ‘n’ tumble kinda girl…
♥’s & Bubbles,
** Sewn on my new pet, a Frasew Industrial sewing machine named Frauline Braunhilde…

4 Responses

  1. Greg

    I heart Billy!

  2. Asia Girl

    Greg actually doesn’t really Heart Billy…..
    Asia does
    signed in on the wrong account
    odd though….
    that my bf would end up falling in love with a lil sister bag
    even if he didnt know it
    works well with the plot line
    and it was completely unintentional
    Billy is sweet
    even if she is a bitch
    can’t help but adore her

  3. Kristi

    Awesome!!! Your bags are so amazing!! Love the detail :)

  4. Maya

    Giddy up is right! Love it!